Welcome to the Art Quinn Memorial Golf League, Home of the "Screw Bill Seaburg Out of a Lot of Money Because He Was Unfortunate Enough To Make a Hole-In-One" Gang
That ball reads July 21, 2010, hole #13.

Congrats, Bill! You may be a poorer man now, but I'm sure that it warms your heart to know that your achievment allowed us underachievers to take your hard-won money to help ourselves to undeserved and unearned indulgence... kinda like the Obama Healthcare Plan.

Thanks for the drinks, Bill.
Alas, Roger added two strokes to your score because Jack forgot to replace his ball properly, so actually it was a less impressive "Hole-In-Three". Then he called Carl a bad name.

By the way... were you invited to the Katie's wedding?